And because we’re talking direct-to-video, it is also inhabited by big-breasted girls in furry bikinis. True to its name, the place is inhabited by truly pathetic stop-motion dinosaurs. On the way, the plane crashes into the sea near the titular uncharted island. It concerns a trio of mutinous soldiers- called Skeemer (Richard Gabai, of Nightmare Sisters and Bikini Drive-In), Wayne (Tom Shell, from Hard Rock Nightmare and Surf Nazis Must Die), and Turbo ( Sorority House Massacre II’s Peter Spellos, later one of the busiest men in the anime-dubbing business)- who are on the plane to their court martial for charges that amount to them being general fuck-ups who have no business doing any job that requires them to carry firearms, along with the captain (Ross Hagen, from Night Creature and Wonder Women) and sergeant (Steve Barkett, of Dark Universe and The Aftermath) charged with escorting them to their fate. More direct-to-video putrescence that might prove mildly amusing if you were really bored or really wasted, Dinosaur Island is like what might have happened had the makers of Hardbodies attempted to remake The Lost World.